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Sunday, March 19, 2006
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I was ...persuaded to make a list of ppl whom i would want to rape.
Note that this is regardless of whether i'd turned wacky or not.
I was just...persuaded by a certain turtle to make a list of ppl of whom i'd want to rape. So these are the various ppl i would like to rape:
10) Sanzo

I chose him because he is f***KinG Sexy. At the same time, he's the last because he's got a F***King gun and he F***king shoots it anytime and anywhere.
I might have turned whacko but i don't want to die early.
9) Nii Jien Ni. [ Is that how his name is spelled?]

He's at number nine because he has the mysterious appeal.
But his rabbit is a turn off.
8) Jay chou.

While his hair is gorgeous and his behavious looks like the very sweet , very kind type.
The language barrier and the way he mumbles will make me want to kill him.
7) Hyde.

Again, gorgeous hair, pretty face, aquarius, naughty.
But the way he tries to speak english, will kill me before i kill him.
6) JOHNNY DEPP

Because he's got a super super sexy voice and he's got INTELLIGENCE.
But he's married.
I don't rape married men.
5) Rukawa kaede

Because he's tall, fair and handsome.
But the lack of noise will make me wonder.
4)Muraki Kazutaka

Because he's evilly manipulative.
And also because he's too scary and i like him with Oriya.
3) Kenshin From Rurouni Kenshin!

Because he's "oroS" make me wanna hug him!
2) Our favourite slamdunk UKE! KOGURE!

LoL.
For one, its because he's a very well known uke.
And for another i have a thing for soft spoken guys.
1) AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST!
BI WANG HUAN FROM OURAN HIGH HOST CLUB!

Why?
Because:
1. He's rich.
If i get pregnant from raping him, i get a whole mansion to myself.
2. He's stupid.
He wouldn't even know i was raping him.
3. He's GORGEOUS!!!
How can i resist that?
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So as you see turtle, mingkiat is not on my list of rape victims at all.
To mingkiat, if you ever read this, you have my heartfelt apologies that you're not on the list.
Don't worry, i'm sure somewhere, out there in the unknown universe, someone wants to rape you.
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LOL.
Well anywayz, update!
Nothing much has happened lately.
I just happened to be suspected to have irritable bowel syndrome.
There's some violin teacher in my workplace that reminds me of squirrel.
And , due to my attachment, i just went for a violin concert.
So there.
Oh wait.
My sister also had a dream about me getting pregnant at the age of 23.
So nothing much.
Yup. pretty standard days.
LoL~
Alright i'll go now.
Time to get ready for work
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